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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #123
Jason: Uhhhmmm, Dave...
Dave: Be quiet.
Jason: No, I just gotta ask.
Dave: Shut up.
Jason: But I need to...
Dave: Just shut up.
Jason: B-b-but. How? Why?
Dave: Look, it was early, OK? I had to leave for the airport, and it was still dark. I didn't want to turn on the lights, and Carol didn't pack for me the night before. So I had to do it for myself, and I just grabbed the first thing that I touched, and it just happened, all right...
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"I know what you're thinking, punk," hissed Wordy Harry to his new editor, "you're thinking, 'Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?' - and to tell the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement; but being as this is English, the most powerful language in the world, whose subtle nuances will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' - well do you, punk?"
- Stuart Vasepuru, 2006 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
My OTHER CAR is still on Mars!!!
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