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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #125
Hoodie Kid: I think that we need to get the message back to the FVC game designers that "Parapets of Puke" is perhaps not one of their best efforts
Red Shirt Kid: Well, it has led to some cool barf-bot designs!
Blue Shirt Kid: I dunno. The game itself isn't that bad. It is just the field set-up that I have a problem with...
Hoodie Kid: Why? Do you have a problem with tasting a can of Hormel chili and a bowl of minestrone soup twice* before every match?
Blue Shirt Kid: It's not that. It is just that the little bits of beans and pasta keep getting stuck in the RC when our barf-bot goes to clean it up.
White Shirt Kid: <urp!!> <blurp!!> <bleeehhhhhh!!> <huuuuuuuurrrrrr!!!> <split><splat><splat> EEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Hoodie Kid: There we go! Now we can start the match!
Red Shirt Kid: When I was at Disney, I think they called that a "protein spill"
* (think about it...)
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"I know what you're thinking, punk," hissed Wordy Harry to his new editor, "you're thinking, 'Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?' - and to tell the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement; but being as this is English, the most powerful language in the world, whose subtle nuances will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' - well do you, punk?"
- Stuart Vasepuru, 2006 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
My OTHER CAR is still on Mars!!!
Last edited by dlavery : 27-11-2006 at 21:04.
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