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Originally Posted by AtalanteStar25
That's why I'm expecting this movie to be amazing. In the review I linked to in my earlier post, it said that is was even more over the top and campy than SoaP.
(SoaP x 10) + ZOMBIES = BEST MOVIE EVER.
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I don't get the whole x 10 thing...I highly doubt this will be THAT good. I mean...Snakes on a Plane had friggin SNAKES on a PLANE! If you subtract the snakes, you just get Samuel L. Jackson on a plane, which isn't bad, don't get me wrong; but you lose the whole effect of the snakes. Snakes are worth 20 cool points. Zombies on the other hand, are worth 30 cool points. So really, the equation SHOULD be
Snakes on a Plane - Snakes + Zombies = a better movie than snakes on a plane.
It is 10 points cooler.
The equation must be revised yet again, however because Samuel L. Jackson isn't in Zombies on a Plane, but then again, Plane Dead has Erick Avari (Most well known as the old guy in Mr. Deeds). Samuel L. Jackson is 15 points cooler than he is, I'm sorry to say. With that said, the revision becomes:
Snakes on a Plane - Snakes + Zombies - Samuel L. Jackson + Erick Avari = Snakes on a Plane - 20 + 30 - 15 + 0 = Snakes on a Plane - 5. With that, we should all come to the consensus that Plane Dead will be a little bit worse than Snakes on a Plane.