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Re: SNOW DAY
It is a typical sunny day. Atmospheric opacity is a low 0.2 tau, so things are bright and clear. Current daytime temperature is around 39.4 degree below zero, Fahrenheit. Winds are moderate (40-60mph), with occasional dust devils observed in the vicinity. Current relative humidity remains extremely low, with no appreciable precipitation forecast for at least the next 100,000 years.
Ooops. Sorry. Wrong planet.
-dave
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My OTHER CAR is still on Mars!!!
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