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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #126
Andy - "Ooh, ooh, I call winner, I call winner!"
<continuing the thought>
Rachel - "No way, Dad. You suck."
Lucy - "We need a challenge, not a wussy player!"
Isabel - "And no fair calling "yellow card!" when you don't like the play!"
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"I know what you're thinking, punk," hissed Wordy Harry to his new editor, "you're thinking, 'Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?' - and to tell the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement; but being as this is English, the most powerful language in the world, whose subtle nuances will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' - well do you, punk?"
- Stuart Vasepuru, 2006 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
My OTHER CAR is still on Mars!!!
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