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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #127
At a summer festival, Dave came up with no less than 116 donut tasting critiques:
- nope, not this one
- nope, not this one
mmm, oh - nope, not this one
bring me more!
nope, not this one...
and so it went throughout the day until the donut makers were out of sugar, out of fillings...out of patience, when finally, Dave was satisfied and said,
Juuuust riiiiight - now bring me more!
at which point the local donut makers who were inexperienced with dlavery's bottomless donut appetite, called in the KK professionals, closed down their booth, and went home vowing never, ever, ever to make donuts if even a hint of Dave Lavery showed up.
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