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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #128
Him: "No, no, no. I am telling you that you have the OLD version of the competition agenda. This is the most recent version right here. See, it goes like this:
7:30 - pits open
8:30 - opening ceremonies
9:00 - guest speaker
9:08 - Billfred gets hit by re-entering satellite for sticking Dave in yet another caption contest"
Her: "OK, fine. So it is on the schedule. But I still say that you have to clean it up."
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"I know what you're thinking, punk," hissed Wordy Harry to his new editor, "you're thinking, 'Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?' - and to tell the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement; but being as this is English, the most powerful language in the world, whose subtle nuances will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' - well do you, punk?"
- Stuart Vasepuru, 2006 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
My OTHER CAR is still on Mars!!!
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