Best strategy for building a fool-proof bot: Jingle the KOP for 5 min, dump it out on the floor, mix it up good, cover in gasoline, set a blaze. Let sit overnight in a cool, dry place; come back in the morning, and VOILA!
OK, good luck everyone. Hope I don't wet my pants *shifty eyes*

But am I the only one on west coast thinking "$@#$@#$@#$@#, 7 am is a hella early start time"?