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Originally Posted by IA-Howitzer
Too bad we missed it. If you did it before we left woodside, we would have tried to take a movie of it...
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(deep movie trailer voice)
It came from the Kit... It seemed innocent enough... Until they realized how much it truly sucked...
(slurping noise)(scream)
And this summer...
(screen shoots to black)
It's coming for you!
(Blinding flash, the music flies into an intense fury) (Fast montage of KOP crates being shipped, various teams opening up boxes)
(blackout)
Some random kid - "What is it?"
(Deep Darth Vadar Sucking noises)
(Roll the credits -- "Sucks", a FIRST horror film)
(Distant long drawn out scream)
I'm getting scarred just thinking about it.
-Chris