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Student: "Uh, Mr. B... I'm completely lost"

Teacher: "Really? You’re in room 53 of Perry Meridian Middle School on Meridian School Road in Indianapolis, IN of the United States on the planet Earth in the Milky Way Galaxy on the border of the Alpha and Beta quadrants."

Student: "Yeah... but back to Algebra..."


Pre-Calc teacher: "Does anyone know what P(x,y) is? It's between 3 and 4." dealing with the unit circle

Student: "Is it... uh... pi?"

Teacher: "Yes, do you know why?"

Student: "Is it because..."

Teacher: "Correct!"


U.S. History teacher: "Does anyone know when we know the war with Iraq is over?"

Student: "When all of the troops are out?"

Teacher: "No, silly! It's when you'll be able to buy a car made in Iraq!"


Orchestra teacher: "Get the f in tune!!"

There are tons more, but these are all that I can remember for today