[Al Skierkiewicz]

Originally Posted by raymaniac

My bio teacher: "Yesterday I couldn't spell 'amino acids'. Today I are an expert in 'amino acids'." (Replace 'amino acids' with whatever we're studying, he does it for every topic)(it was kind of funny when we studied DNA)

Also my bio teacher: "There's a reson for everything I do. Sometimes it just takes a while to figure out what it is"

This is a contraction of one of my favorites...Before I couldn't even spell engineer, now I are one. (spoken with an appropriate accent)