I have an entire page on the Team Voltage site dedicated to really stupid stuff I've said on the late nights under the extreme influence of caffeine.
Be gentle the site is still under construction...
http://teamvoltage.org/struttmannquotes.shtml
All of the above were said in good context, they just didn't come out "right". My brain has a tendency to move faster than my mouth
"Or better yet, include pictures and diagrams." <-- Personal Favorite
--Chris