after almost cutting off his thumb, one of our mentors said this as he was gushing blood, "It's just a flesh wound."
"Close enough"
Well decide that in next weeks meeting
A file is a one way tool.
freshmen come file
Crap
Stairway to heaven or Highway to Hell?
This freaking penguin is stalking me! ( we were stalking a teacher with a penguin for about a week before his birthday. on his birthday we bought him all penguin stuff.

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Change the music, this is crap!
Lindley's on the chopsaw everyone duck and cover! ( this was after his third mishap on the chopsaw)
Wilson :Alright guys I'm a memory.
Me: Not a good one.
Wilson: Just for that I'm taking my I pod.
Me: I've got the same cd on mine.
Wilson: Fine I'll take yours too