[Sharkbyte]

after WD-40ing our (EXTREMELY) noisy cart:
David: You see, the noisy wheels were a safety feature. They alerted people to dive for cover. LOOK OUT STEVE!
*WHAM* (as Steve crashes the cart into a door frame again)

Scott (mentor): Fernando would be our comic relief, except comic relief implies that it's not constant.
*Fernando is running around in a jumpsuit like a penguin while making his wookie sound*

I overhear Steve calling our team leader to find out when the robot will arrive at the mini tournament: "What do you mean the wheels fell off again." I never actually found out what this was...