"I'm going outside to check my email."
Where we work doesn't have internet, but out by the road does!
"Gerber-ber-ber-ber!"
said by anyone who wants/needs/wishes they had one of the 4+ gerbers owned by various people in the shop.
"Winnebago Super-Valu!"
Someone on our team works there and randomly outs with that. It's quite odd.
