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Dave went into a career in NASA out of embarrassment. See, he believed the inspirational motto "Reaching for the stars can only make you taller" and was tired of being the shortest person at his local chapter of the Geek and Nerd Club of America. Unfortunately, the motto lied. Here we see him many years later at the annual Persons of Small Staure annual convention. And he's just as short as ever.