Romeo and Juliet. Specifically the Leonardo DiCaprio version. You'd think they'd modernize the dialog since they modernized the setting. THEY DIDN'T.
Having a gang war scene with guys talking like they're still in medieval times = ultimate fail. Never, ever watch this abomination of a movie.
Also, the DOA movie looks like it is made of suck. They used an American actor for Kasumi I believe which is total FAIL. Not that I would care anyway about it
