[EvilMonkyPirate]

"You look like a girl laying on the beach." -me to one of the boys on the team during driver testing.

"E. F. did that?"- talking about the rack which broke when he moved it.

I was reading the arena rules about reporting injuries.
"Does that mean I should go submit your name now? -Our drive coach making fun of me.

"Can I see the quote book?"
"No, there's a reason I'm holding it. I say a lot of stupid things."-Me

We have a whole binder of quotes too from build season, but its at the school right now.