[Taylor]

... finding half a worm in your apple.

... hauling a ton of bolts in a half-ton container

... skinny dipping with your mentors

... graciously declining as a 16th seed

... wearing blue and gold to an Ohio State game

... playing quarterback for the Raiders

... playing poker with a mirror behind you

... telling the judge his wife is ugly, and he ain't much of a looker hisself

... wearing white after Labor Day (gasp!)

... renting an outhouse basement

... forgetting to convert from metric to SI

... providing dental insurance to hockey players

... voting for Sanjaya