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You guys all thought 300 was great?

I thought the battle scenes were pretty sweet, but based off the trailers, I had no idea I was paying $10 to watch what turned out to be borderline softcore pornography, mixed with Lord of the Rings, mixed with the Hunchback of Notre Dame, mixed with Troy. The movie was seriously bizarre, and the best moment of the entire movie was shown in the trailer (This is SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!).

Pretty much the only reason I wasn't disappointed in the movie was because I spent the entire time making fun of all the weird stuff in it with the people I was with.