"Even the robots are doing the wave in celebration of EddieMcD's year-three Caption Contest victory."
<not entry>And with that self-glorifying pity-point, I win!
I'd like to thank the academy, any godlike entities that may have helped, any demonic entities to whom I may or may not have sacrificed a few goats to, and all my fans who have been cheering me on all year. And Billfred, your check is in the mail.
Also, congrats to Wayne for clinching at least the bronze medal.
Who will take the third podium position? Three people are within 4 points of each other for that honor. It should be exciting.</not entry>