Wayne, upon being hired as the Backwoods Bashers' new PA announcer:
"YES!!!!! Finally, I can announce without being surrounded by a bunch of
dorks and
weirdos wearing
strange costumes or
doing the wave 4,231 times an hour!!"
*One week later as he runs from the ballpark back to FIRST*
"Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! "