[Travis Hoffman]

In hock up to her eyeballs having wasted her fortune on shoes and makeup, the Fairy Princess attempts to torch her castle and collect on the insurance policy, blaming it on the local pesky fire-breathing dragon. Her plot was dashed when Prince Valiant, who had slain said pesky dragon the day before, arrived on the scene and snuffed out the flames. Her alibi ruined by the Prince's testimony, she could be heard screaming "Way to go - thou art a jerkface!" as the local gendarmes dragged her away in iron shackles, never to be heard from again. And they all lived happily ever after.