[Swan217]

The Cha-Cha Slide is the worst "dancing" song EVER in the history of dancing songs. I put it in quotes, because you can barely put it in the same class as danceable songs, such as the chicken dance, the electric slide, the macarena, or any disco, techno, or otherwise dance song.

The Cha Cha Slide is the most fascist "song" I've ever heard in my life. No other song tells you exactly what you have to do - "now hop 26 times on beat, then goosestep to the right, goosestep to the left, then CLAP YOUR HANDS NOW.... OR ELSE!!!!"

It can also barely classifies as a song as there's no actually singing involved, no rhythm, rhyme, or melody. It's simply a series of lockstep commands that they order you to follow. "We're going to do the Cha Cha Slide NOW!" "Ja mein furer!" ::salute::

I submit that if aliens came to earth and saw a group of people doing the cha cha slide, they'd conclude that the man on the speaker was the leader of the human race, and we were all bowing down to his magnificent power. Any other line-dance song, they'd at least correctly assume that it was some kind of ritualistic dance to the robot gods or something like that.

As intelligent engineering types, we should be smarter than to listen to this caca. Stick to REAL songs, kids.