[lukevanoort]

Josh: Look at all these drinks... so good, so tempting, but, but but, must not drink.
Disembodied Voice: Drink...
Josh: *drinks Dew* Yum, delicious. Thank you, Lord for allowing me to satiate mine thirst with this soda.
Disembodied Voice: Lord? What are you talking about? I'm the air conditioner repairman
Josh: What???? No!!!!! *Disappears with a flash and hint of brimstone"

<Not an entry>To get this you have to know that Josh's religion forbids caffeinated drinks</not an entry>