I dont know if you had thought that I intended to put ALL of the sayings on the sticker. But a short sentence would do. I think a fair amount of the one's I listed would make a quick to read tag-line. Many billboards have a line or two about the product. So some of the more simple ones would probably work. Whatever would fit best on the sticker, I s'pose. The really, really, long ones were just tossed out there to maybe give someone else an idea, and to get all ideas I had at the moment outta my mind.
I always like to think it's best to think up some of the wildest ideas for something and edit it and/or tweak it to perfection later rather than come up with one idea and not take a look at what else is out there... hey, wait, aint that a slide from Woody's presentation??? What I'm more interested in is hearing: "I really liked this line. How about shortening it a bit, or changing it like this..." Though I do appreciate the sample that you are working on and the note about drivers not being able to read paragraphs of text on the road.
Then again, arent there people who can make whole business deals on the road using a cell phone? Maybe they're willing to read a novel or two.
. I'll put up a more simplified bumper-sticker, which with merely the FIRST logo and a tagline, it will probably be reduced to a small window sticker.