I sincerely believe that when using zip ties for such
nefarious and
fun-giving purposes, all tools allowing these ties to be removed should be hidden away from said
fun-goers. This would allow
safe usage of these zip ties without providing for a chance of something like what happened to
person M to occur.
The only damage to come out of this solution might be damage to the ego

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As for stories? I'll have to dig up a picture from last build season later today..