Recent studies have shown that throwing an electric keyboard in with your dirty laundry will NOT let "musical mojo" wash off onto your clothes and magically imbue you with amazing singing powers. See Exhibit A for evidence of a recent failed attempt - the room of subject #1114, one Kanagasabapathy, Karthik. Subject was last seen running away crying from the local karaoke bar, the torturous sounds of laughter and booing nipping at the heels of his shattered psyche as he lost himself in the comforting darkness.
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