[EricS-Team180]

BillFred> Ok, if you're going room with me you have to understand the room's control interface.
20thNewGuy> Sure...whatever <rolls eyes>
BillFred> the joystick on the right opens the fridge door
20thNewGuy> yeah, yeah,yeah...
BillFred> the joystick on the left opens the blinds
20thNewGuy> uh...huh
BillFred> the middle still needs some tweaking...whatever you do...NEVER TOUCH IT!
20thNewGuy> <grabs middle stick snickering> whatttt...like this?

<large electric blue flash, 20thNewGuy reduced to a small neat pile of ash...the only thing neat in this room>

BillFred> <looks glumly> ...as I was going to say, it controls the tetra-hydrogen power cell, but there's a short...<shrugs> I lose more room mates that way