(obviously not an entry)
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Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz
OK,
This picture shows where we as mentors are obviously falling down on the job. This student has inefficiently chosen room organization by mixing useful and not so useful items in the same general area. Please note the laundry soap and liquid refreshment on the same shelf which if the wrong choice is made in the dark could have disasterous results. Note also that the dirty laundry and keyboard occupies the laundry basket. The joysticks at the top of the heap only indicate the most recently used item in the room. And although the requisite power tools are available, the one thing to insure academic success is missing...text books!
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In my defense:
1) As most people know, soda cans have a different shape, opening apparatus, and number of handles from a bottle of laundry detergent. Additionally, note that the detergent is at the far end of the desk from the bed; there is no way anyone this side of Big Mike could reach it while still in bed.
2) The hoodie is a bit of a misnomer; the hamper is just stuff from clearing through Dad's miscellanea. (No, I don't know why he had a keyboard.)
3) The only two flat surfaces big enough to hold 1618's board were the space on top of the desk and the sink. If my roommate didn't kill me for covering up the sink, my dentist would!
4) Textbooks?! Al, this is the new millenium--we have
Blackboard.
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Originally Posted by KathieK
Can you imagine what this will look like at the end of the Build Cycle???  |
Strikingly similar, actually. You can only get so cluttered before University Housing starts breathing down your neck.
Now for the actual results. First place goes to:
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Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman
Recent studies have shown that throwing an electric keyboard in with your dirty laundry will NOT let "musical mojo" wash off onto your clothes and magically imbue you with amazing singing powers. See Exhibit A for evidence of a recent failed attempt - the room of subject #1114, one Kanagasabapathy, Karthik. Subject was last seen running away crying from the local karaoke bar, the torturous sounds of laughter and booing nipping at the heels of his shattered psyche as he lost himself in the comforting darkness.
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(While Travis is known to harp--no pun intended--on Karthik often, he gets the nod this week on relative originality.)
Second place goes to:
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Originally Posted by JaneYoung
FIRST Search Committee member #1:
OK, so the fact is, Billfred has lost his mind. That we know.
FIRST Search Committee member #2:
Yes, but the rumor is, he left it on the road somewhere. It could be anywhere up or down the east coast.
a voice from under the blanket: eureka! I found it!
FIRST Search Committee member #1: Billfred, did you find your mind?
the voice: no, but I found the loose screw - we're getting closer.
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Honorable mentions go to:
1) Rich Wong
2) 3dude_2331
3) EricH
4) EricS-Team180
5) Kristian Calhoun
6) skimoose
7) rocketperson44
8) EddieMcD
9) Al Skierkiewicz
10) KathieK
And the burn award, since I'm deadlocked between two, will be awarded twice:
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Originally Posted by BlondeNerd
After implementing Artificial Intelligence in their robot, Team 1618 decided their robot was smart enough to live on its own. Unfortunately, it is not a very good housekeeper.
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Originally Posted by Alan8or
"And now you know why the Death Star had a trash compactor."
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Which means the scores are...
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Travis Hoffman 58
Wayne Doenges 57
EddieMcD 48
KathieK 46
boiler 42
EricS-Team180 41
JaneYoung 37
Al Skierkiewicz 36
kramarczyk 32
GaryVoshol 32
lukevanoort 30
rocketperson44 26
EricH 24
Greg Needel 24
Rich Wong 22
skimoose 21
BlondeNerd 18
Don Rotolo 18
InfernoX14 17
cooker52 15
Jay H 237 13
raymaniac 13
MissInformation 10
joshsmithers 10
Pavan 10
Tottanka 9
Barry Bonzack 8
Hiteak 8
Nuttyman54 8
Libby K 7
Alex Cormier 7
Koko Ed 7
Alexa Stott 6
Andy Baker 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
3dude_2231 6
Schnabel 6
Tim Delles 5
zinefer 5
Dave Scheck 4
KarenH 4
Rosiebotboss 4
"Big Mike" 4
taylort 4
wpdrummer 4
Bcahn836 4
Cynette 4
Alan8or 3
Otaku 3
Bharat Nain 3
Michelle Celio 3
Richard 3
Danielle H 3
SSMike 3
artdutra04 2
Beth Sweet 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
KTorak 2
Rich Kressly 2
Zyik 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
114ManualLabor 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
Dorienne 1
Elgin Clock 1
Goober!!! 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
KelliV 1
Steve W 1
Conor Ryan 1
basicxman 1
Onward!