Ultimately, the Firebirds' attempts to simulate the giant shrinking latex rubber Martian Spheres of Evil from the 2007 IRI Talent Show fell well short of expectations. All they truly learned is that papier mache is not exactly the best medium for instilling terror in torture subjects..... Unless the subject was previously a victim of a Martian Sphere, that is...........
I could go on with this, tying this caption into 433's attempts to abduct the reluctant participants in the initial Evil Sphere program and subject them to their devious pasty newsprint machinations, but I won't, because I know how freaked out certain participants were by their IRI Evil Sphere encounter, and I wouldn't want to rekindle their nightmares....
