[Ken Leedle]

SOLDERING IRON: A device for volatilizing any toxic chemicals in its close proximity. Also useful for shorting out live circuits and verifying that expensive integrated circuits live up to the heat tolerance specified on their datasheet (or don't).

SAFETY GLASSES: A multi-purpose tool that can protect the forehead from sharp, high velocity projectiles.

MAGNETIC WAND: Used for wiping the memory of any devices that you happened to drop a small screw near.

CNC MILL: Used to inflict large doses of pain on unsuspecting freshman when they stand next to the handles on "rapid move."

-Ken