[Tach'ko]

Bomber-Dude, you are my new best friend.

Just kidding.

Maybe.

In about 15 minutes, I stop pretending I'm asleep, and get ready to get ready to go to the train to go to the place where I'll wait some more to wait for them to announce that they're going to announce the stuff and then I'll have to wait even more while they talk about things I'll probably sleep through and end up missing kickoff becuase of all this waiting!

The flow of time before kickoff can be expressed as f(x)=1/x, where x is the amount of time in minutes after 24 hours before kickoff, and f(x) is the amount of time that passes relative to one normal minute. As the day before kickoff continues, and x increases, f(x) decreases, but has a limit as f(x) approaches infinity, of zero, so that while time never stops, 25 hours and 59 minutes after the day before kickoff begins, the ratio of real time to percieved time is 1:7.5*10^-4.

That was fifteen minutes well spent.