[3DWolf]

Originally Posted by Tach'ko

The flow of time before kickoff can be expressed as f(x)=1/x, where x is the amount of time in minutes after 24 hours before kickoff, and f(x) is the amount of time that passes relative to one normal minute. As the day before kickoff continues, and x increases, f(x) decreases, but has a limit as f(x) approaches infinity, of zero, so that while time never stops, 25 hours and 59 minutes after the day before kickoff begins, the ratio of real time to percieved time is 1:7.5*10^-4.

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