[EricH]

From a teacher on 1135:

"I told my students that if they didn't do their homework, that" (pointing to the trackball, which was on a cabinet in the classroom used as a build area--and happened to be above my head at that point) "would be held over their heads and dropped. If more than one didn't do their homework, I'd roll it at them."

Me, in response: "Bowling!"

Same meeting: "We need to persuade something." "I'll persuade this..." (reference to the deadblow mallet)
"This is doing more damage to the hammer..." (The persuader was having trouble with the rollpin in the tranny)