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Unread 12-01-2008, 21:11
little.goetz
 
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Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

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Granted/corrupted. You finish your project on animal behavior then it gets trampeled by rampaging Koalas and you didn't save any of it or have normal copys. My wish: I wish that I was invincibale. I had no problem with inmortality and I never got bored.
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((1337Nerd: I said they were perfectely normal cookies. I'm pretty sure safeway dosn't sell poinsoned cookies...))
Granted (cookie), but you choke on the cookie, and the ugliest person in the world has to give you mouth to mouth to bring you back to life, not to mention he/she hasn't brushed their teeth in one (1) year.

Granted (invincable), but you go to safeway one day, craving a PERFECTLY NORMAL COOKIE, and get trampled by a passing herd of three-toed sloths. You are just a puddle, and soon the street sweeper sweeps you up. I'm sure you're going to have lots of fun being drank by the ugliest person in the world (who also happens to have immortality, and is constantly vomiting and drinking you. Forever. And ever. And ever.)

My wish: I wish that I'm in cyberspace, and get destroyed by a killer virus, but get respawned on the website for 17 magazine, and I DON"T like it.
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