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Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
Quotes from our new mentor.
"I killed a bear" - mentor as a joke
"Oh really? Nate hit a bear a couple of weeks ago with his truck" -student one
"Wait seriously? There's bears around here? I was joking" - mentor
"Yep" - student
"Oh my god, I'm in the middle of "freaking" nowhere!" - mentor
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"Is that a real blue-jay?" - mentor
"Oh my god your a city-boy" - student
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"Eh, mountain lions, they only weigh like 40 pounds." -mentor
"Have you ever seen a mountain lion?" - student 1
"Yea, once." -mentor, begins to look up mountain lions on Wikipedia
"Did it occur to you that mountain lions have the word LION in there name?" -student 2
"Mountain lions kill people, I'd be pretty ashamed to be killed by something that only weighs 40 pounds." -student 1
Wikipedia reveals that mountain lions weigh up to 200 pounds
"Ok so maybe I was a little off...." -mentor
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