Granted, but then they drink beer instead since they can't chug soda, they get drunk, go drive, and all die in a car accident. Then, since you feel guilty for making that wish and making your whole team die, you cause suicide.
I wish my running coach would stop asking me every day if I'm going to run, especially since I've told him every time I see him I only run on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Friday evenings.