An engineer, referring to my computer: "What you've got here is not a computer, but rather a high-gain mistake amplifier. Sometimes it's an infinite gain mistake amplifier"
We've had it with the "your mom*" jokes, so those are gone--I get punched if I say them. Not exactly a robotics quote, but I was online and realized that my friend could not punch me through Xfire...so I used like 20 of them...and he punched me 20 times the next day...
I had quit shaving for awhile (somewhere around a month) and so I was known as "Wolf man"...I shaved and now I'm "hairless poodle"...
JBot