[NinJA999]

Some from last year:
Mentor:"Sparks! I saw sparks!"
Mentor 2:"Wait, turn it on again. Let me see!"
*we turn robot on*
Mentor 2:"Those aren't sparks, that's a FLAME!!!"
*and that's how Sparky got his name*

"You cracked the lexan!! Lexan. Doesn't. Break. What kind of Mechite are you?"

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This year:
Me:"Why do you keep writing PWN? It's PWM!"
Other Programmer:"Too much gaming."

Programmer:"I wrote my code a week ago. Now that we have the robot, it should work perfectly!"
Wirer:"Yes, but every time you say that, the number of things that will go wrong increases by two."

Mechite:"Ok, so charge it to 60 psi."
Me:"Ok, turn the compressor on."
Wirer:"Compressor on."
Me:"10 psi...20,25,30,35,40,45,50.."
Me:"55, aand stop!"
Me:"STOP!!"
Wirer:"I was waiting for you to say 60!"
*and now we say 60 whenever we want him to do something

And a final quote:

I am always bringing around my camera with a huge old flash unit.
"Nick, STOP FLASHING PEOPLE!!!"