[Drwurm]

Cargo pants theory:
Y=-(X^2)+4
where +Y is coolness and +X is total containment volume(L). Cargo pants with less than one liter of storage are slightly cool. However, this does not last past 2 liters. I'd judge that the coolness level of your pit crew guy must be 0 or slightly negative. It's okay though. I once put 8 standard size water bottles into my cargo pants.