This isn't a bogus part, but I remember announcing "Attention in the pits, have I got a deal for you! For a limited time only, the inspection area is offering FREE quick and partial inspections!" or something along those lines as if it were a commercial.
I'm normally better at improv, so if I'm doing any announcing next year, expect some more announcements along those lines.
And then there's the Companion Cube...I guess the cake IS a lie.
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Will Weaver - FIRST Volunteer for 5 yrs and counting!
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Alumnus of Team 339 (Kilroy) - 2002
NASA/VCU Regional Volunteer 2007 (Floater)
NASA/VCU Regional Volunteer 2008 (Pit Admin/Backup Announcer)
NASA/VCU (Virginia) Regional Volunteer 2009-2011 (Photographer)