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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #193
Television(out of picture): Hi, I'm Richard Simmons, and welcome to my new program: "The Simmons Disco Sweat Workout: Trackball edition." Are you ready to begin?
Boys: YEAH!
Simmons: Great! Lets start off with the "hurdle" maneuver. This excercise requires two balls and a group of three partners. You will take turns hurdling the balls high into the air, while the third partner runs in circles. Are you ready to get your groove on?
Boys: YEAH!
<"(Shake, shake, shake) Shake your Booty" comes on.>
Simmons: Great! Pick up, move it, throw, and cha cha cha. Pick up, move it, throw, and cha cha cha. OOOOOHHH, i can feel it burn. Pick up, move it, throw, and cha cha cha. You're doing great, keep it up!
Boys: We need to get them to play this at Nats.
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