My goodness, Rick Astley. Pasty red haired Irish dude sounds like he should be on Soul Train. Bet you didn't see that coming.
Since the younger generation enjoys mocking the crappy music of my youth so much (although Rick Astley can at least sing), might I suggest the next great thing....
You've just been
Milli Vannili Vandalized!
Oh noes, you've been
NKOTB Nuked!
And last but not least....
You've just been
Whammed!