[ALIBI]

The letter "O" is not a number on my telephone, it is a "zero"

I do not have a "hot water heater". I have a "water heater". Why would I spend money to heat hot water?

You do not have a 2 1/2 half car garage. You have a large 2 car garage or a 2 car garage with a storage area. Maybe a 2 1/2 car garage would come in handy if you ever bought 1/2 a car.

Dare I say, saving seats at the championship?