<Igor>:Ahh ha ha ha, yesss, master! It is ALIVE!!!!
[The following are not entries, just the output of an overwrought creativity module]
- <singing> "but I only have eye... for youuuu..."
- I may have lost my eye, but I still won't wear safety glasses (reference to Dale Earnhardt and HANS)
- I was just playing with it, and it squirted me in the eye!
- Yep, it's straight!
- And this is my best Gnome impression...
- Ready... Aim......
(Some Abbey chap. Er... Abbey Normal?)
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