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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #199
Brain: PINKY!!! Blast your infernal cycloptic thinking!!
Pinky: Narf!?!
Brain: I clearly specified that I wanted a stereoscopic vision system in this android to facilitate triangulation of the target's position.
Pinky: Narf???
Brain: *sigh* That googly eyed robot I showed you in the pretty 'Behind the Design' book.
Pinky: Oh, the googly eyed one, it's funny looking... narf... *hic*... But Brain, doesn't this android have two eyes?
Brain: Yes, Pinky it does... And I HAVE TO RUN BACK AND FORTH TO LOOK OUT EACH ONE!!! Just close the one on your side and I'll make due. Fortunately, my myopic friend, my android creation is child sized and the bystanders will simply think we are being... 'cute'. *shudders*
Brain: We'll have to do better tomorow if my plan is to succeed.
Pinky: Why Brain, what are we going to do tomorrow?
Brain: *sigh* The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!
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Mark
Brick walls are for other people. - Randy Pausch
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