When the prestigious Southern Underachievers' Community College couldn't find anyone from within their ranks to model as a graduating student for their promotional literature - it turns out no one had ever graduated from SUCC, go figure - they found their poster child across the street at USC, where Billfred readily volunteered, cheesy pose at the ready.
Billfred was eternally grateful for the $20 the photo gig paid, as it bought enough Cup O' Noodles to sustain his broke college student self for at least another month of destitute living.
