Okay, okay, I'm on it! (Since Friday, I've been burning the candle at both ends ever so slightly.)
First place goes to:
Quote:
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Originally Posted by KathieK
(with apologies to Dr. Seuss)
Oh, the Places You'll Go! (Dated June 2004)
Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You're off to Great Places!
You're off and away!
You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes
You can be a FIRST mentor
if you so choose.
You're on your own. And you know what you know.
And YOU are the guy who'll decide where to go.
You'll look over many colleges. Look 'em over with care.
About some you will say, "I don't choose to go there."
With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet,
you've chosen WUSC as your college – SWEET!
You’ll spend a lot of time
over the next several years
blogging, playing video games,
and turning down beers.
You’ll mentor some kids
build a robot or two
attend marketing classes
and find lots of stuff to do.
You’ll transport the ‘bot
in the back of your Honda CR-V
and juggle homework assignments
while judging caption contests on CD.
You will summer in Maine
taking busses and trains.
Stopping along the way at BattleCry and other places,
and meeting many familiar FIRST faces.
You’ll join Amtrak’s Guest Rewards
and avoid Jess’ clipboards
and volunteer wherever you can.
We in FIRST will welcome you with open arms
and embrace your many charms
‘Cuz Billfred, YOU’RE THE MAN!
(Updated May 2008)
It’s been four years and 25,767.5 miles
- you’ve given us all many smiles
and probably shed a tear or two -
what will we do without you?
Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You're off to Great Places!
You're off and away!
What more can we say?
We hope that with FIRST you will stay...
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Second place goes to:
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Don Rotolo
Billfred, in a happier moment several months before the unfortunate Rogaine On The Cheeks incident.
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Honorable mentions go to:
1) boiler
2) JaneYoung
3) Barry Bonzack
4) Lil' Lavery
5) GaryVoshol
6) Al Skierkiewicz
7) Travis Hoffman
8) EricH
And the burn award...
Quote:
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Originally Posted by EddieMcD
"Four years and 200 Caption Contests later, Billfred is still a dork."
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Which means the scores are...
Code:
Travis Hoffman 122
JaneYoung 119
EddieMcD 116
GaryVoshol 116
boiler 111
Wayne Doenges 102
KathieK 98
Al Skierkiewicz 81
kramarczyk 80
EricH 78
Don Rotolo 75
EricS-Team180 73
Rich Wong 59
skimoose 51
BlondeNerd 33
rocketperson44 31
lukevanoort 30
Greg Needel 30
Barry Bonzack 28
Rick TYler 22
raymaniac 21
dlavery 20
joshsmithers 19
InfernoX14 18
Alan8or 16
cooker52 15
Diriye 14
Jay H 237 14
Tottanka 12
Schnabel 11
Libby K 10
MissInformation 10
3dude_2231 10
Pavan 10
Andy Baker 8
KarenH 8
Hiteak 8
Alex Cormier 8
Nuttyman54 8
Danielle H 8
Richard 7
Koko Ed 7
wpdrummer 7
Cynette 7
Alexa Stott 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
Rosiebotboss 6
basicxman 6
zinefer 6
Tim Delles 5
Jeff Rodriguez 5
Michelle Celio 5
taylort 5
Dave Scheck 4
Joe Matt 4
Lil' Lavery 4
"Big Mike" 4
Rich Kressly 4
Bcahn836 4
SSMike 4
Derek Smith 3
Otaku 3
artdutra04 3
BandChick 3
Bharat Nain 3
Dorienne 3
Elgin Clock 3
robotcanuck1676 3
Zyik 3
11Mort11 2
Beth Sweet 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
iCurtis 2
KTorak 2
Peter Matteson 2
ShaneP 2
sishu7 2
Spiffizzle 2
Tetraman 2
vhcook 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
lilstogi11 2
Matt Attallah 2
114ManualLabor 1
1902_Battery_SGT 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
bduddy 1
blakcheez 1
blaxbb 1
Carol 1
cobrawanabe1699 1
Conor Ryan 1
Goober!!! 1
Herodotus 1
Jack K. 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
jmb226 1
KelliV 1
lingomaniac88 1
Littleswimmer14 1
SlimBoJones 1
Steve W 1
whlspacedude 1
Onward!