[Travis Hoffman]

Earlier that morning, Dubya skips about the Oval Office as he sings his favorite song:

"I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain....."

Snap to the present:

While driving MOE's robot, the President suddenly has an epiphany...

Dubya: "The square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the remaining two sides....."

Releases joysticks. After a short pause [French for "stop"]....

Dubya: "Well shoot, kids, FIRST really do make you more smartilicious!"

MOE Student, thinking to himself: "Hmm....it didn't take......our plan didn't work! It must have only been a 'contact' intelligence boost. We need more time!!!!!!"

Other MOE Student: "Uh, keep driving, Mr. President, we've got enough batteries to last us allllllllll day."